Stood At The Urinal

Do you
ever
think
there’s
more to
life
than
this?

Fuck
knows
to be
honest
mate –
I only
came in
for a piss

55 thoughts on “Stood At The Urinal

  1. 🀨…are you female or not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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      1. In that case let me lmao at your poem hahaha πŸ˜‚. Very perceptive!

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          1. Sat On The Bowl

            Do you
            ever
            think
            there’s
            more to
            life
            than
            this?

            Fuck
            knows
            to be
            honest
            mate –
            I only
            came in
            to change my tampβ€”

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              1. Ohhh…yeah, didn’t really take that into consideration! πŸ˜†.

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                  1. Haha, you actually laughed out loud! That’s a result 😁. Thanks! πŸ’™.

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  2. No you most definitely because of the bad guys chat! I clicked this so fast lol because of the incongruity. πŸ˜‚

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        1. Haha!! He certainly did!
          It’s like a whole other world!! πŸ˜‚

          Female rules are simple in comparison…

          Walk in
          (obviously in pairs)
          Chat whilst peeing
          (through the cubicle doors)
          Chat whilst washing / drying hands
          Chat whilst reapplying make up and touching up hair
          (borrowing items if required)
          Leave

          Job done! πŸ˜‚πŸ–€

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          1. I couldn’t do that with family let alone friends.
            I do remember one drunken night many years ago on a pub crawl, where a few of us found ourselves in the bathroom together. We did an a capella version of my way (poorly) A stranger emerged from a cubical, cleared his throat, said ‘no’, and left. Didn’t even wash his hands, disgusting πŸ€£πŸ’š

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  3. I’m up in the middle of the night unable to sleep, and I read this and now I’ve pissed the bed with laughing, duh!

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