Do you
ever
think
there’s
more to
life
than
this?Fuck
knows
to be
honest
mate –
I only
came in
for a piss
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
Do you
ever
think
there’s
more to
life
than
this?Fuck
knows
to be
honest
mate –
I only
came in
for a piss
Ramblings Of A Fragile Mind 
🤨…are you female or not? 🤷♂️🤷♀️
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In that case let me lmao at your poem hahaha 😂. Very perceptive!
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Either that or I spend too long listening to my male friends discuss what happens in toilets!!
🤔😂🖤
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Sat On The Bowl
Do you
ever
think
there’s
more to
life
than
this?
Fuck
knows
to be
honest
mate –
I only
came in
to change my tamp—
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I’m so sorry! 🙊
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Hilarious 😂🖤
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Sat On The Bowl!!! 😂😂
OK, it’s not quite a rhyme, but this had me laughing out loud – in a good way!! 😁👍🖤
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Ohhh…yeah, didn’t really take that into consideration! 😆.
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It’s OK, it’s still a great response!
😁🖤
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Haha, you actually laughed out loud! That’s a result 😁. Thanks! 💙.
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😁🖤
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No you most definitely because of the bad guys chat! I clicked this so fast lol because of the incongruity. 😂
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I just like to mix things up a little bit! 😂🖤
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😁. Definitely approve of that!
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Variety is the spice of life after all 😁🖤
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100% 😁.
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Stop doing this to me! If I’m not choking on my coffee, I’m almost wetting myself laughing – you really are incorrigible – you know men and their ways!
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Glad to have tickled your funny bone once again!!
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My oh my, very funny 😁
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I’m glad you liked it 😂🖤
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Nice. Never had anyone talk to me at the urinals. I probably wouldn’t respond if they did. (against the rules) 😉💚
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Haha!
This one came about as a male colleague was telling me about these ‘rules’ in the pub last week.
Fascinating! 😉🖤
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He told you the rules? 😲
Did you tell him the female rules? 🤔💚
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Haha!! He certainly did!
It’s like a whole other world!! 😂
Female rules are simple in comparison…
Walk in
(obviously in pairs)
Chat whilst peeing
(through the cubicle doors)
Chat whilst washing / drying hands
Chat whilst reapplying make up and touching up hair
(borrowing items if required)
Leave
Job done! 😂🖤
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I couldn’t do that with family let alone friends.
I do remember one drunken night many years ago on a pub crawl, where a few of us found ourselves in the bathroom together. We did an a capella version of my way (poorly) A stranger emerged from a cubical, cleared his throat, said ‘no’, and left. Didn’t even wash his hands, disgusting 🤣💚
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😂😂 Another great tail! 😉🖤
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A true tale of the twisted mouse 🐭 you don’t get those often 😉💚
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I’m still waiting for more tall tales from your fascinating new colleague!
😂😉🖤
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They transfered him 😔 ill ask around, see where they put him and get back to you 😉💚
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Excellent 😁🖤
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😂😂😂 Awesome !!!
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Glad you liked it!!! 😂🖤
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🤣😂 That was amazing!!! Now to clean up my dribble…😐
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😂😂😂 You boys!!! 🖤
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Lol
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I love your style
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Thank you! 😁
Just thought I’d brighten the mood a little with this one! 👍🖤
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It worked a wonder
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😁🖤
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When they are not busy standing right next to you while half the other spots are empty… 🤦♂️
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An absolute faux pas from what I hear?! 😁🖤
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If it was up to me, I’d pass death penalties en masse upon these poor fools 😂
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😂😂🖤
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I didn’t realize that deep philosophical questions arise at urinals! LOL
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Nor me!! 🤣
Honestly, I’ve learned so much about mens toilet ‘etiquette’ from a (male) colleague this last week … It’s been fascinating!! 😁🖤
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LOL Well, do share more tidbits as they become available! 🙂
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Haha!! I will do!
It’s like a whole other world!! 😁🖤
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LOL
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I’m up in the middle of the night unable to sleep, and I read this and now I’ve pissed the bed with laughing, duh!
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I’m so glad!! Not that you pissed the bed, obviously, but that it made you laugh! 😁🖤
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Charles Schulz:
“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Exactly! 😁🖤
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“Fuck knows” hahahaha
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I’m glad this one has made so many people smile.
Sometimes I fear I’m way too miserable for folk to bear!! 😬🖤
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