The Morning Routine

You
have
no
idea

Of
the
endless
busses
I’ve missed

Searching
for
my
keys

When
I’m
not
even
pissed

21 thoughts on “The Morning Routine

  1. You have nae idea,
    How many times I’ve burned scones,
    Searching for my baking soda,
    When I’m not even stoned.

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      1. 🤣. Thank you!

        You have no idea,
        How many opportunities I’ve missed,
        Searching for my condoms,
        Especially when I’m pissed.

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