Don’t
bother
picking
flowers
They
will just
make me
sneeze
If you
really
want to
impress me
Just
bring
a wheel
of cheese
For an
‘expensive’
bottle
of wine
And a
little
bit of
Brie
Is
really
all it
takes
To get
into
bed
with me
Ramblings Of A Fragile Mind 
🤔💚
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Haha!! Don’t worry my friend, this one is not autobiographical.
I’ll never be middle class.
And I certainly don’t like Brie…
Just taking the piss as always 😁
😂😉🖤
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What!! I was about to comment that I’ve been literally downing Brie cheese lately, but I’ve had to go off it as started getting fat!
You don’t even like Brie cheese! 😨
Still, impressive to write a poem from the point of view of a middle class w***er (i.e. me)
Not really, I don’t do classes 😂. Fook that.
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I do hate the abbreviation of ‘Brie cheese’ into just ‘Brie’, though. Makes me imagine somebody spreading a French town on their biscuits…
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😂🖤
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Fook that indeed! 😕
And I might have been known to have a wee nibble of Brie on occasion 😉🖤
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I once met somebody called Brie lmfao, on a trip to California in 2009!
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I’ve known a few like this, hold the cheese.
Middle class seems comfortable, I intend on reaching it one day.
Loving the viciousness 😉💚
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Vicious is my middle name after all 🤣🖤
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You vicious little charmer 🤔 okay story checks out
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😁😁🖤
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Great 🙂
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Thank you! 😁
A tad tongue in cheek this one 😁🖤
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You do it well 🙂
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You’re too kind 😁🖤
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Anything for the cheese 😀
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But, like Meatloaf, I won’t do that! 😉🖤
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Ah, the hard limits of meatloaf. I wish he was more specific.
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Nigh on 27 years of wondering fairly takes it out of you! 😂🖤
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Flowers are for rich kids, bring me chocolate and big box of pizza😅
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Absolutely!! Pizza always wins 👍🖤
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😁😂👍🖤
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😜🖤
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I hate fresh cut flowers
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Me too 😔🖤
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👍👍
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A whole wheel of cheese would certainly slow someone down enough to settle, lol
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Indeed 😉🖤
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