Unremarkable

I know
I am no
expert

But I wish
you would
just admit

That your
claim to be
an introvert

Is
absolute
bullshit

You’re
actually
just boring

That is
the truth
of it

Devoid
of all
reasoning

With a
complete
lack of wit

You say
you’re
introspective

To seem
like less of
a lame duck

But your
attempts are
ineffective

As you’re
simply dull
as fuck

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    1. It is a tad scathing upon re-reading I suppose! 😳
      Still, I meant every word. I just wish I could say it to the person concerned as opposed to writing a poem they will never be allowed to read πŸ–€

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  1. “You’re
    actually
    just boring”

    Rofl 😁.

    Your poem is the opposite of unremarkable as it’s long as fuck and funny as fuck!

    Lack of reasoning, wit or introspection indeed lead to infuriating boredom!

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