Through The Barricades (Scheme Burd Version)

Him:

Come
with
me

My
tender
one

Let us
roam
amongst
the
heather

Her:

Get
tae
fuck

Ya
daft
wee
cunt

We’re
no’
even
thegither

16 thoughts on “Through The Barricades (Scheme Burd Version)

  1. Hahahaha! 🤣

    An English man doesn’t know how to date a Scottish woman!! xD

    I sense hints from my recent similarly-toned poem plus the suggestion for writing in Scottish :D. 💙

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