Bringing
along
your
flask of
coffee
And
your
frosted
homemade
cake
Doesn’t
make you
any more
likeable
Or any
less
fucking
fake
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
Bringing
along
your
flask of
coffee
And
your
frosted
homemade
cake
Doesn’t
make you
any more
likeable
Or any
less
fucking
fake
Ramblings Of A Fragile Mind 
Ok, but what kind of icing is on the cake?
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Haha!! Who knows.
Something sickly sweet I guess, just like her! ๐๐ค
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If it’s fondant she can just go straight to hell. Not proud to say what I’ll tolerate for a decent buttercream.
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To be fair, you do have a point with the buttercream ๐๐๐ค
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LOL ๐คฃ
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It would have to be marzipan for me!
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๐ Some people need to hear this. I wish this was on a greeting card!
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Very true!! ๐
Perhaps I should look into making my own brand of Hallmark card!!
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This was exactly what I was going to suggest after reading Lucy’s comment! Hey you have a niche there ๐. Writing filthy language on accessories and stuff is a proven successful business model!
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Quick, update all your posts with a copyright line! ๐
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You could also do ‘get well’ cards ๐คฃ๐ .
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What, like a ‘get well then get fucked’ kind of thing? ๐๐๐ค
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Well, only you could truly know, but yes, something like that!! ๐๐
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The totally baked cake sale
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Being baked would make it easier to tolerate it, that’s for sure! ๐๐ค
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Tasty words!
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๐๐ Thanks ๐ค
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lol
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Right ๐
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I like homemade. It takes time and care. ๐ค ๐ฅ
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True, I guess.
Just tastes even better if the intention behind it is the same
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Perhaps I can send you a sincere cake with frosting! Do you enjoy ice cream?
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As long as it’s dairy free I’ll eat anything!! ๐๐ค
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Fair enough!
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I look forward to seeing what you come up with! ๐๐๐ค
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Do you drink coffee?
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I don’t…
But I drink tea all day long.
English Breakfast or Assam if I’m feeling fancy ๐๐ค
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Yummy!
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LOOOOL that’s amazing! The title is great, too!
Ohhh I so know what you meanโฆ
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NEVER trust a colleague who comes in bearing ‘free’ cake!!
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Indeed ๐๐ค
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Thanks! ๐
Chuffed you like it ๐๐ค
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