A Waste Of Money

Dearly
beloved

We
are
gathered
here
today

To
witness
this
couple’s
happiness

We
must
remember,
of course,

That
in a
year
they’ll be
divorced

And
we’ll
have
forgotten
all this
sappiness

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  1. Totally agree! I’ve never understood spending so much money on weddings 🤷‍♂️. A cousin got married last year, and they did it really economically. I was sensing not-total commitment from her new husband, though 😆. My intuition tends to be accurate, let’s see.

    I don’t even understand the need to be married (apart from for legal/logistical nonsense), which I think is nonsense. Why would you want to introduce a load of bureaucratic crap into a relationship? 🤷‍♂️. Even the damned word requires a google search to spell it every time. I can understand getting married in a long-distance relationship between countries, though, as a way of getting to be together. Haha weddings feel like social try-harding 🤣. Rant over!

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