I know
I am no
expertBut I wish
you would
just admitThat your
claim to be
an introvertIs
absolute
bullshitYou’re
actually
just boringThat is
the truth
of itDevoid
of all
reasoningWith a
complete
lack of witYou say
you’re
introspectiveTo seem
like less of
a lame duckBut your
attempts are
ineffectiveAs you’re
simply dull
as fuck
I’ve never seen “dull as fuck” as a category before! 😉
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Really??
It’s common parlance around my way 😁😁🖤
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Forgive me. I must be daf. See what I did there? 😀
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Haha!! 😁
I certainly did.
But you, most certainly, are not!
🖤🖤
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Thank you! 🖤🖤
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You’ve only been in the ‘dull as fuck’ parts of WordPress! 😆.
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Ha ha! Mel was not dull last night! You should drop by and hear what she was up to!
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I’ve just read her antics!!!
Brilliant!!! 🤣🖤
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🧐…🥴……🙌🏼
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😁🖤
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Ouch…that left a bruise!
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It is a tad scathing upon re-reading I suppose! 😳
Still, I meant every word. I just wish I could say it to the person concerned as opposed to writing a poem they will never be allowed to read 🖤
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Lmao 🤣. The only known poems capable of causing bruises!
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That’s why I write them 😳🤪🖤
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🦾👊🤼♂️🧨🔥🧯
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🖤🖤
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“You’re
actually
just boring”
Rofl 😁.
Your poem is the opposite of unremarkable as it’s long as fuck and funny as fuck!
Lack of reasoning, wit or introspection indeed lead to infuriating boredom!
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Indeed!
I like throwing out a longer poem every now and then.
Keeps me on my toes! 😁🖤
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Same with shorter ones! 😄. Short ones are difficult, too lol.
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Short ones are easy… 😉🖤
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😂 I’m liking this aggressive funny dark poetry!!! ❤️❤️
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Thank you! 😁😁
I’m pretty sure it’s what I do best.
Or maybe all I can do.
One of the two anyway 😉🖤
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You’re welcome! You’re one of the best poets I follow. Not lying. Like at all. 🙂 ❤
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Haha!! And you’re far kinder to Mr than I deserve.
But still, thank you 🖤
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I think you deserve it the most. You’re welcome!!!! :)<3
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Awww, I’m all embarrassed now!
🤪🖤
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🤣❤️❤️❤️
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😎🖤
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Hey, the truth hurts sometimes! LOL
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Absolutely 🖤
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