The problem
With jumping in
Feet first
Is that
Both parties
Are unrehearsed
Playing For Time
Calm your jets
Drink your tea
If love will wait
Then so can we
(Originally Posted 14.11.2020)
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
The problem
With jumping in
Feet first
Is that
Both parties
Are unrehearsed
Playing For Time
Calm your jets
Drink your tea
If love will wait
Then so can we
(Originally Posted 14.11.2020)
There I was
Worried you would leave
But I’ve been granted
A reprieve
I shouldn’t ever have doubted
Your ability
To be broken hearted
And yet still love me
No Matter What?
How
long
will
you
Be
here
for
me
When
your
own
tradegy
strikes
What
will
happen
To
our
love
When
your
reality
bites?
(Originally Posted 13.11.2020)
After all is said and done
With battles lost and wars won
I’m starting to think differently
And relationships now are not for me
Expired
If you no longer love each other
Then what’s the fucking point
Just staying together to destroy each other
Noses always out of joint
Why not just call it quits
As it’s clear neither of you tries
That has to be better than being miserable
Until one of the two of you dies
(Originally Posted 12.11.2021)
It wasn’t our time
Nor was it the place
But I’ll never forget
Your sweet embrace
The Reference
When it is
I see
Her next
I’ll be sure
To let
Her know
How you’re
Passionate,
Funny
And kind
And how
It hurts
To let
You go
(Originally Posted 11.11.2021)
Well I know exactly
What I think of you
All blotchy and balding
At forty two
Now I’m glad we split
At our old school gates
Back when I was seven
And you were eight
High School Reunions
I
wonder
what
You’d
think
of me
now
Fat,
forty
and
fucked
Would
you
still
love me
forever
Want
to be
together
whatever
Or be
thankful
for the
life
you
ducked
(Originally Posted 10.11.2020)
This is what can happen
When you go into these things blind
Not only do they
Abuse your body
But they also fuck with your mind
Obviously Oblivious
Just
look
what
you’ve
done
She
said
You’ve
gone
and
broken
my
heart
Don’t
pretend
you
didn’t
know
He
said
That
this
would
happen
from
the
start
(Originally Posted 08.11.2019)
After all those years
Of loving you
And trying my best
To understand
If only I knew
It would be you
Who’d be the one
To drop my hand
Me & You
Watch
me
and
you’ll
sense
it
Touch
me
and
you’ll
know
Tell
me
and
you’ll
feel
it
Hold
me
and
don’t
let go
(Originally Posted 07.11.2019)
I don’t know how it’s happened
And I can’t even tell you why
But, it seems, I’ve grown old
In love with the wrong fucking guy
Set In Stone
Neither of
us knows
If the life
we chose
Will work out
for the best
(Originally Posted 05.11.2019)
After all
That playful promise
It is time for me
To be brutally honest
I’m glad we tried it
In the sack
But I’m leaving now
And I won’t be back
Closing Time
If a
nod
Is as
good
As a
wink
Then
me
and
you
Should
get
that
drink
And
finally
put
This
flirtatious
thing
Between
us
both
To
bed
(Originally Posted 04.11.2020)
Concerning affairs
Of the heart
I was once a master
But when he died
I lost my mind
And now I’m a complete disaster
Ready To Implode
It
isn’t
you
That
I don’t
trust
Honestly,
it’s
me
My
mind
is
No
longer
robust
enough
To
deal
with
Such
trickery
(Originally Posted 02.11.2019)
It was right, I think, to call it a day
As were hardly
Love’s young dream
I mean you put in the graft
And it did make me laugh
But you’d never have made me scream
Dirty Minds
As you don’t seem
To get it
I’ll explain it again
Real quick
It wasn’t your love
I wanted
It was merely your…
Conversation
(Originally Posted 01.11.2021)
I reckon I could melt it
He said
Just by using my hands for warmth
I’m pretty sure at this point
She said
You’d need at least a fucking blowtorch
The Ice Queen
One
touch
Is
not
enough
I’ll
need
much
more
For
my
heart
to
thaw
(Originally Posted 27.10.2019)
I sound like such a strumpet
In some of these lines I write
But I can promise you
The actual truth
Is that I am alone most nights
Rolling In The Hay
Looking
up at
you
Looking
down
at me
I know
this is
where
We’re
supposed
to be
(Originally Posted 27.10.2019)
If I revealed
The truth about me
It would shatter the illusion
Now, I know you’d say
You wouldn’t care anyway
But I couldn’t deal with the conclusion
For Our Own Good
You never
see the
worst of
my illness
because
I hide it
from you
For you
to know
the truth
about me
would
completely
tear me
in two
So I’ll
paint
on a
smile and
pretend
that I’m
fine
For
doing so
protects
both
your
sanity
and mine
(Originally Posted 25.10.2019)
It was never
Going to be you
Not that I
Would’ve wanted to
It was always just
You reminded me
That there would be other
Fish in the sea
Indebted
Thank
you so
much
for
being
you
Otherwise
I’d still
be wandering
around
without
a clue
Waiting
for
the days
not to
feel
so blue
And
hoping
to find
a love
that’s
true
(Originally Posted 22.10.2019)
You there
Number two
You look like
You might do
And you standing
At the back
It seems like you
Could be good craic
I’ll also have you
Number seven
With your cheekbones
Straight from heaven
And lastly you
Against the door
I feel you could offer
Me a little more
So all of you please
Step to my boudoir
And we’ll see who gets
To baise moi, ce soir
The Auditions
One step
Two step
Three step
Four
Just
Keep
Walking
Towards
The
Door
Five step
Six step
Seven step
Eight
You
Could
Never
Be
My
Soul
Mate
(Originally Posted 21.10.2020)
Our plan was hatched
And opportunity set
But then you went and spoiled it
By playing hard to get
Clandestine
Let’s
meet
up
And
misbehave
Then
take
our
secrets
To the
grave
(Originally Posted 19.10.2020)
Over one thousand lifetimes
My answer would always be no
For it doesn’t matter
How much you flatter
I’d never again stoop so low
The Hopeless Romantic
You’ll
never
be the
one for
me,
So why
can’t I
just
leave
it alone?
Why do
I keep
getting
my hopes
up,
When
you’ve
made your
feelings
known
(Originally Posted 18.10.2019)
You all make it look easy
So I thought I’d give it a go
But what you get on a plate
I can’t replicate
So at least now, I know
Undeserving
I’ll
never
fall
in love
again
Not
that
I ever
wanted
to be
Love is
for those
with
delicate
souls
And
not
for the
likes
of me
(Originally Posted 17.10.2019)
I will quite happily sit here
Enjoying all this food and wine
But you should remember
That come next November
The last laugh will be mine
A Waste Of Money
Dearly
beloved
We
are
gathered
here
today
To
witness
this
couple’s
happiness
We
must
remember,
of course,
That
in a
year
they’ll
divorce
And
we’ll
have
forgotten
all of this
sappiness
(Originally Posted 16.10.2020)
Please don’t think me arrogant,
Inconsiderate or unkind
It’s just that if I must
Towards another man be thrust
Then I think I’ll lose my mind
Twinkle
You
say
that
look
in my
eye
Sends
shivers
down
your
spine
I hope
one day,
when
you
look
at me,
That
you’ll
send
shivers
down
mine
(Originally Posted 16.10.2019)
Well, I’m
proud
to have
you
On
my
arm
And
it’ll
remain
that way
It’s
not my
fault
That
he fell
short
And
let you
walk
away
Public Displays of Affection
It’s a
jarring
thought
For us
to be
caught
Holding
hands with
each other
I’d be
terribly
fraught
To think
of him
distraught
That I was
now in love
with another
(Originally Posted 15.10.2019)
If only I
Had seen more sense
And not fallen foul
Of my incompetence
Perhaps our relationship now
Wouldn’t be past tense
And I wouldn’t still feel
These splinters from the fence
Just Passing By
It was you
That was
The one
For me
But a future
Between us
I just
Couldn’t see
I suppose
That now
None of that
Matters
For you’ve
Moved on
While I’m left
In tatters
(Originally Posted 13.10.2020)
You were
Never destined
To be
Mrs Right
But as
Mrs Right Now
You were fun
So it’s good
That we dropped it
And eventually
Just stopped it
As no real harm
Was done
In Another Life, Perhaps
What
happened
the other
night
She
said
Must
never
happen
again
It
pains me
so much
to say it
He
said
But
we are
better off
as friends
(Originally Posted 03.09.2020)
The first time
It was fine
As I was young and naive
I didn’t know
Where it would go
So it was easy to just believe
But now I’m older
And my heart colder
I need to be assured
That you intend
To keep up your end
Before my commitment is secured
Going Down The Rabbit Hole
If you don’t mean what you say,
Perhaps we should both just walk away.
Now.
(Originally Posted 02.10.2020)
To be fair
If you did
I wouldn’t need
To confess
As it radiates
From me
Like stale beer
And cigarettes
Emptiness
At one time
perhaps
I would have
said yes
But the
desire now
I no longer
possess
Should you
ever try
your love
to profess
To this
emptiness
inside I
would confess
(Originally Posted 01.10.2019)
It’s funny how
To bookish types
I certainly was once attracted
Whereas now I’m older
I’ve no time for the smoulder
And need something far less protracted
Timerous Beasties
When
I picture
my
youth
I see
you
and
me
Sitting
beneath
that old
oak tree
You
reading
a book
My
head
on your
shoulder
Both
of us
hoping
The
other
is
bolder
(Originally Posted 01.10.2020)
I have never spoken
About that night
As to betray him
Would be be unfair
He only hit on me
Because he was ill, you see,
And his ability to judge
Impaired
Indiscretion
It was
what
it was
And
whilst
we
had
fun
Now
it is
what
it is
The
guilt
has
begun
(Originally Posted 01.10.2019)
Some have beauty
Some have braun
Some have charm and flair
Some of them even
Have half a brain
But to you they never compare
First Sight
It
was
clear
to me
The
moment
we met
That
you’d
be the
one
I’d
least
regret
Xxx
(Originally Posted 30.09.2020)
I’ve never been easy company
People like me rarely are
But well done for persevering
For that you are a star
Misled
You say
it’s not me,
it’s you.
But
you’re
a liar,
And we
both know
that’s true.
(Originally Posted 28.09.2019)
I was just trying
He said
To force your hand
I never wanted to leave
I didn’t want to lose face
She said
Or wear my heart
On my sleeve
We just wish
They said
You’d told us the truth
Instead of making us believe
That you wanted to be with us
They said
When all that time
We were being decieved
Concequences
You said
you wanted
to leave
And I
didn’t ask
you to stay
So now
we lie to
someone else
And that’s
the price
we pay
(Originally Posted 23.08.2019)
It wasn’t that
I wanted to stop
But I was scared that we’d get caught
That’s why I knew
What I had to do
Even though it left us distraught
Condensation
As the
wind
rattles
the
window
pane
I
wonder
if it’s
cold
where
you are
Or are
you
now
just
over
heating
In
somebody
else’s
car
(Originally Posted 23.09.2020)
I cannot deny
That there are times
When I imagine the singer in the sack
But mostly the guy
Who really catches my eye
Is the one with the sticks at the back
‘Outlandos d’Amour’
As my
soul
swoons
to his
song
And my
toes
tap to
his
tunes
I
remember
the
romantic
revelry
Of
those
academic
afternoons
(Originally Posted 22.09.2020)
It’s only hypothetical
Because too much time has passed
Though I’m pretty sure
If I wanted more
You’d say yes, if asked
Hypothetically Speaking
Do you
ever think
of me
In those
moments
you have spare
Do you
ever
dream
Of running
your fingers
through my hair
Do you ever
imagine how
it would feel
If you
held your
hand in mine
Do you ever
long to look
into my eyes
And feel
our souls
entwine
(Originally Posted 21.09.2019)
What can you do
When you’ve been mistaken
When you realise your life
You have forsaken
When you can’t go back
And start again
When it’s only regret
That does now remain
Double Take
It’s only
now I
realise
I’ve
played
this all
wrong
And it
actually
should
have
been
you all
along
(Originally Posted 20.09.2019)
You’ll be here all day
She said
There really isn’t much to find
Well I will never stop looking
He said
Until the end of time
Digging For Gold
Kindness
lives
within
you
He
said
Of
that
I am
the
judge
Then
by all
means
try to
find it
She
said
Beneath
the
fucking
sludge
(Originally Posted 18.09.2020)
I think you’ll find
We’re in charge now
We say when
We say how
No longer will we be
All small and meek
We will approach you
If it’s sex
We seek
Too Late
You
only
want
me
now
Because
he
says
he
does
Well
you
had
your
chance
But
you
rebuffed
my
advance
So go
jump
in front
of a
bus
(Originally Posted 17.09.2020)
She never did see it
And now you’re apart
You have been left
With wounds that smart
If only you’d listened
To my remark
You could’ve saved yourself
The broken heart
You Deserve More
I wish you
could see
yourself with a
different view
And know
there are so
many things to
love about you
My only hope
is that she
will see it
again soon too
Then perhaps
you could both
just stop
making do
(Originally Posted 17.09.2019)
Are you sure that you’re done
She said
You’re not even up for a fling?
I am absolutely sure
He said
I’m no longer ‘up’ for anything
A Solo Affair
I’m fine
by myself
without
all of
that
Just me
here
alone
in my
own flat
I don’t
need to
feel anyone
else’s
touch
As frankly
I never
really
liked it
much
(Originally Posted 16.09.2019)
I can clearly remember
Their wedding day
All of that promise
On display
It’s such a shame
It ended that way
And now love’s young dream
Has faded away
The(ir) Split
It’s
not
about
what
she
did
Or
what
he did
either
to be
fair
It’s
about
how
it has
made
me feel
As for
the
rest
I could
not
care
(Originally Posted 16.09.2020)
If only I actually was
This little minx that I portray
I’d get my coat and hat
And without looking back
Go have myself a field day
Fuck Buddies
I
won’t
always
be
here,
you
know
For
when
you
feel
the
need
to
ask
Not
while
there
are
more
dicks
to
blow
And
other
glows
in
which
to
bask
(Originally Posted 15.09.2020)
Will you still love me
When I am old and grey
Will you still want me
To touch you in that way
Will you still need me
To kiss you goodbye each day
Or will you just find someone else
And simply walk away
A Risky Business
We really
shouldn’t
do this,
she said,
it isn’t
the right
time
It’s now
or never,
he said,
for I’ll
soon be
past my
prime
(Originally Posted 14.09.2019)
You’re actually quite romantic
He said
When you put your mind to it
But therein lies the problem
She said
I just can’t be arsed to persue it
When Lightning Strikes
It’s like
we’ve been
connected
forever,
he said,
but it’s only
been a minute
However long
it’s been,
she said,
I can’t
remember
life without
you in it
(Originally Posted 12.09.2019)
This one was a warning
To a guy who should’ve known better
He’d hurt my friend
So this rhyme I penned
To let him know how much he’d upset her
Trip Wires
If
love is
not what
you say
But
what
you do
instead
Then
you’ve
fucked
up
On
both
counts
mate
So I’d
be careful
where you
tread
(Originally Posted 12.09.2019)
He never did finish that sentence
Or did he help me to fly
He soon did away with the pretence
And left me high and dry
Learning to Fly
No,
she
said,
I don’t
think
I can
Just
trust
me,
he
said
(Originally Posted 10.09.2019)
You should never go to bed
On an argument
That is what they say
But what do you do
When he always blames you
And you argue every day
‘Turn Away On Your Side…’
Was
I always
wrong
Or was
I sometimes
right
Not that
it matters
anyway
Now I’m
alone at
night
(Originally Posted 10.09.2020)
Men may have since
Shared my bed
But they have never
Shared my head
Like you
Fuck Knows
My days
are sad
My nights
are lonely
Fuck knows
if I’ll ever
Only be
true to you
(Originally Posted 09.09.2019)
It happened quite by accident
As when she left the tent that morning
There was no way she could have known
That a whole new era was dawning
But as they both sat drinking wine
With their connection forming
She began to realise, at last,
Her heart was capable of rewarming
The Lost (We)ekend
I
don’t
know how
we got here
But
here
we are
nonetheless
We
should
just make
the best of it
Before
we have
to reassess
(Originally Posted 09.09.2020)
It’s better to have loved and lost
Than to never have loved at all
And it’s better to hide the knives,
I find,
To protect your abdominal wall
The Dagger
At
least
I don’t
feel pain
anymore
As my
insides
spill
to the
floor
(Originally Posted 04.09.2020)
If love was all you needed
Then we’d all be happy as fuck
So it’s about time that we conceded
What you actually need is luck
Nowhere Near
I love you
You love me
If only that was enough
For us to be happy
(Originally Posted 03.09.2019)
I’m glad that you agree
She said
It’s most definitely for the best
They’d never forgive us anyway
He said
If we ever confessed
In Another Life, Perhaps
What
happened
the other
night
She
said
Must
never
happen
again
It
pains me
so much
to say it
He
said
But
we’re
better off
as friends
(Originally Posted 03.09.2020)
He wasn’t.
In fact, they never are.
Forever
My happiness
is fleeting,
she said,
but my pain
is forever
I cannot help
repeating,
he said,
that I’m here
for you whatever
(Originally Posted 02.09.2019)
It seems her wish
Wasn’t his command
Nor was ensuring
Her needs were met
This became
Pretty obvious
When they went back
To bed
Three Wishes
She stops
and sighs
as he
implores
her to stay
But I don’t
think you can
help me,
she says,
turning away
He looks
and smiles
as he
reaches for
her hand
Just trust
me, he says,
your
wish is my
command
(Originally Posted 01.09.2019)
Don’t get me wrong
It’ll take much more
Than just a smile
For my heart to thaw
But until such time
It doesn’t mean
That we can’t have fun
In between
Your Smile
Even
though
my
heart
Resides
in the
deep
freeze
Your
smile
has the
power
To make
me weak
at the
knees
(Originally Posted 27.08.2019)
You can deny it
All you want
Claim that you
Would never stray
But if I was to check
What’s on your neck
The truth would be plain as day
Love Bites
You
wore
your
roll
neck
jumper
So
you
thought
I wouldn’t
see
But
believe
me,
I know
full
well
Those
marks
weren’t
left
by me
(Originally Posted 26.08.2020)
I must’ve overdosed on Disney
Or read too many fairy tales
For endings like this
Don’t actually exist
As true love always fails
Sleeping Beauty
I wish I could sleep forever
As silly as that seems
For then we’d be together
Happy, in my dreams
(Originally Posted 25.08.2021)
And so they sat,
Together in time,
Talking until dawn.
Not just did they speak,
Of their lives past,
But also of those to come.
Past Lives
I think I remember you,
she said,
I think we’ve met before.
Perhaps it was when I was young,
she said,
and before my heart was sore.
I don’t remember meeting,
he said,
although I really can’t be sure.
Why don’t you sit down now,
he said,
and talk to me some more.
(Originally Posted 24.08.2019)
That being said
Given what happened in bed
One thing is certainly true
If I ever planned
To have a two night stand
It would most definitely be with you
In Beero Veritas
Who’d have thought
That we’d come to
Both half dead
And needing the loo
Perhaps we should
Have thought this through
Instead of getting drunk
And doing the do
(Originally Posted 23.08.2021)
He knew right then
As he watched
The tear fall from her eye
It was best to forget
And to just let
His feelings for her die
Silent Conversations
Not yet
but soon
she says,
as she makes her
way to the door
But when,
how soon
he asks
as he stares
at the floor
Not yet
but soon
she says,
as her head
is slowly bowed
But when,
how soon
he asks
will we
be allowed?
(Originally Posted 22.08.2019)
Do you know what, fuck this shit
She said
I’ve had enough of being polite
I really think you’re it
She said
And not just for tonight
Unsaid
Wouldn’t
it save
all
this
fuss
and
bother
If we
were
just
honest
with
each
other?
(Originally Posted 20.08.2020)
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