Excess

What day even is it?

She said

As she opened the fridge door

I’ve got no idea

He said

But I can’t eat any more

Marriage

What a ridiculous way

To spend a day

Let alone

A lifetime

What
the 
fuck

She 
said

Are 
you 
looking 
at

Would 
you 
like a
photo


Oh, 
please

He 
said

Don't 
mind 
me

I'm 
just 
enjoying 
the 
show

I really
can’t be
arsed today

Do I have
to leave
the house?

I promise
if you let
me stay

I’ll be
as quiet
as a mouse