A Done Deal

Do you really hate me

He said

So much that you’d freeze me out

You’ll never see me again

She said

Of that there is no doubt

All Along

I’ve long suspected

You were a dickhead

But now I know for sure

So because you’ve behaved

As expected

I won’t be seeing you

Any more

The Shit Magazines Print

From all the articles I’ve found

And the many tips I’ve read

There’s no plan of attack

To win your lover back

When he is cold and dead