‘Oh all the times I’ve tasted love
Never knew quite what I had
Little darling if you hear me now
Never needed you so bad
Spinning ’round inside my head’
Random #223
“I’m 84 and I listen to this song every night before my bed, just in case I die in my sleep”
– Anonymous YouTube Comment
Random #222
‘But it only takes one tree
To make a thousand matches
Only takes one match
To burn a thousand trees’
Random #221
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.
Choose life.
– Renton
Random #220
‘She stays up all week, watching him sleep,
Scared that she’ll wake up alone’
Random #219
“It’s a good job we’re not having soup, or else I’d put me head in it and drown meself.”
– Shirley Valentine
Random #218
‘And if one day
You should see me in the crowd
Lend a hand and lift me
To your place in the cloud’
Random #217
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Random #216
‘I was born standing up
And talking back’
Random #215
“We are the same, you and I – two odd, lonely children, reaching for eternity.”
– Tom Hanks (as Col. Tom Parker)
Random #214
‘If I saw you again I’d smile,
But I’d say don’t call me baby…’
Random #213
“You know, I should just write down all my random thoughts and stuff that happens to me and conversations I have and just add a bunch of he said, she said’s, and get it published…”
– Logan Huntzberger
Author’s Note:
I didn’t steal this idea.
Honestly.
Random #212
‘You just survive soldier
And your soul is beautiful’
Random #211
“Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare.”
– Audre Lorde
Random #210
‘If this world is wearing thin
And you’re thinking of escape
I’ll go anywhere with you
Just wrap me up in chains
But if you try to go alone
Don’t think I’ll understand…’
Random #209
‘Why are you so sarcastic all the time?’
‘Cause it stops me killing people – including myself’
– Tony
Random #207
‘I’ve been walking in the rain
Just to get wet on purpose’
Random #206
“I’m fine. I’m just being dramatic. It’s what I do.”
– Lorelai Gilmore
Random #205
‘In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double’
Random #204
‘Cause everyone is horrid
Except me and possibly you…’
Random #203
‘Head’s in a whirlpool
Spinnin’ round and round
If she don’t get her man back
She’s gonna drown’
Random #202
‘Jesus died for somebody’s sins
But not mine’
Random #201
‘Beware the wolves amongst the sheep’
-Abandon Ship
Random #199
“He’s not coming back”
– Johnny Utah
Random #198
‘The curiousness of your potential kiss
Has got my mind and body aching’
Random #197
‘This is not really
This, this, this is not really happening
You bet your life it is…’
Random #196
‘There ain’t nothing in the woodshed
(except maybe some wood)’
Random #195
“There must have been a moment at the beginning, where we could have said no. Somehow we missed it. Well, we’ll know better next time.”
– Guildenstern
Random #194
‘I don’t keep my secrets there
I hide them everywhere…’
Random #193
“You’d be surprised what lengths people will go to not to face what’s real and painful inside them.”
– Kester Gill
Random #192
‘Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose’
Random #191
“The biggest musical influence on me was my mum. We were both enraptured by music.”
– Johnny Marr
Random #190
‘You know I’m born to lose
And gambling’s for fools
But that’s the way I like it baby
I don’t wanna live for ever!’
Random #189
“Life becomes a habit. You get up, dress, eat, go tae work, clock in etcetera etcetera automatically, and think about nothing but the pay packet on Friday and the booze-up last Saturday. Life’s easy when you’re a robot.”
– Alasdair Gray
Random #188
‘She can
Start
To walk out
When she wants’
Random #187
‘Big mistake. Big. Huge.’
– Vivian Ward
Random #185
‘If I can’t love her
Let the world be done with me.’
Random #184
‘You are the bane of my existence. And the object of all my desires’
– Viscount Anthony Bridgerton
Random #183
‘Sometimes in my tears I drown
But I never let it get me down
So when negativity surrounds
I know some day it’ll all turn around…’
Random #182
“We are going to emancipate ourselves from mental slavery because whilst others might free the body, none but ourselves can free the mind.”
Random #181
‘Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind’
Random #180
“You know, being approachable isn’t that important, anyway. The Queen hasn’t smiled since the ’70s, and her birthdays are still very well attended.”
– David Rose
Fridays
Still,
It’s fun at the time
Two Day Hangovers
You can take a tablet
To halt a head ache
You can eat a sandwich
To settle a queasy stomach
You can sleep a while
To revive your weary bones
But the self loathing?
That shit lingers inside your head for days
And there’s nothing you can do to help that
God, hangovers are awful
(Originally Posted 18.03.2019)
Random #179
‘I wasn’t scared when he caught me
Look what it taught me’
Random #178
‘When I was a child I truly loved: Unthinking love as calm and deep as the North Sea. But I have lived. And now I do not sleep.’
– John Gardner
Random #177
‘Not to put too fine a point in it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet…’
Random #176
‘Some people write letters to some people and some don’t. I’m not complaining, but there it is’
– Eeyore
Random #175
‘We’ve got all night to fall in love
But just like that we fall apart’
Random #174
‘Some bridges are meant to burn so you can never walk that path again’
– Abandon Ship
Random #173
‘When you lay in awe
On the bedroom floor
And said Oh, oh, smother me Mother‘
Random #169
‘But if the answer isn’t violence,
neither is your silence’
Random #168
“Maybe there is a beast… Maybe it’s only us”
– Simon
Random #167
‘So you think I’ve got an evil mind, well I’ll tell you honey…’
Random #166
“War never ends. Peace is just the lull between battles.”
– John Kreese
Random #165
‘I feel the pain of everyone
Then I feel nothing…’
Random #164
‘His loneness is his shell and shield
And neither he, nor we, will yield’
– Julie Holder
Random #161
‘And if you’re in love
Then you are the lucky one
‘Cause most of us are bitter
Over someone
Setting fire to our insides for fun
To distract our hearts
From ever missing them
But I’m forever missing him
And you caused it…’
Random #160
“There is only one way to console a widow. But remember the risk.”
– Lazarus Long
Random #159
‘You have no right to ask me how I feel’
Random #158
‘Stab the body and it heals, but injure the heart and the wound lasts a lifetime.’
– Mineko Iwasaki
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