I went out a lot
In twenty nineteen
To live,
To laugh,
And to everything in-between
The Shot Glass
Drink,
drink,
and drink
again.
You know
that I’m
your only
friend.
(Originally Posted 25.09.2019)
Vive L’Hobbo!
Our dearest Hobbo
It’s impossible to show
Just how much we’ll surely miss thee
But until when
We may meet again
We’ll always have the ever ebullient Brie!
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“The ever ebullient Brie; a cheesy story”
Photo by cottonbro on Pexels.com The ever ebullient Brie, a cheesy story In response to a challenge by Little Charmer The ever ebullient Brie took his mum on a trip to the sea; after spending all day in the sun, the guy was a cheese on the run. Seeking help from his mate, Mozzarella he […]
The ever ebullient Brie; a cheesy story
KERFUFFLE KOMICS #2
“Sylvia’s Sister”
Once again
My American friend
Proves his talent
Has no end
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ART: M copyright 2022 Words: Little Charmer copyright 2020 Maybe I’ll drink until I’m sick Maybe I’ll dance like a prick Maybe I’ll smoke ten to the dozen Maybe I’ll put my head in the oven Either way one thing is true It has got fuck all to do with you
KERFUFFLE KOMICS: Sylvia’s Sister…
Novelty Keyrings
My friend had one
Etched with that quote
Back when I was a kid
I’m not sure if
She ever believed it
Half as much as I did
Cinderella, I Am Not
There’s no such
thing as happily
ever after
There is only
heartbreak
and disaster
What you see
in their films
is a lie
As life’s a
bitch and
then you die
(Originally Posted 02.09.2019)
You Reap What You Sow
It was you
Who kicked
This hornet’s nest
So don’t cry
Now you’ve
Got stung
Radio Silence
It’s
not
that I’ll
never
call
you my
friend
It’s
just
that I’ll
never
call
you
again
(Originally Posted 31.08.2019)
KERFUFFLE KOMICS #1
The work
Of my dear
American friend
I could not
More thoroughly
Recommend
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The first in a series of illustrated interpretations of my favorite Scottish writer’s words, who I have collaborated with in the past. Art M copyright 2022 Words Little Charmer copyright 2020 “Wouldn’t it save all this fuss and bother if we were just honest with each other ?”
KERFUFFLE KOMICS…
Let’s Go Back Again
What the fuck is wrong with us
Said the spider to the fly
Why can’t we just stay in one spot?
To be honest I just follow you
Said the fly to the spider
As you’re the only friend I’ve got
Let’s Go Back
This was the wrong choice
Said the spider to the fly
I think we should return
I suppose you’re right
Said the fly to the spider
When will we ever fucking learn?
(Originally Posted 25.08.2019)
Let’s Go
Fuck this shit
Said the spider to the fly
I really cannot be arsed
I agree entirely
Said the fly to the spider
I’m done with this bloody farce
(Originally Posted 25.08.2019)
Keeping It Brief
It’s been ages since I’ve seen you
She said
How are you doing my friend?
Oh, things are fine with me
She said
Not wishing to offend
Distraction
Maybe I could see a friend
Or give them a call instead
It must be better than wrestling
With these demons in my head
(Originally Posted 22.08.2021)
She Started It
Neither of us won
The war you waged
Still it makes me smile
To think of you enraged
Stale (mate)
You
deserve
less
I
deserve
more
We’re
both
fucked
either
way
So
let’s
call
it a
draw
(Originally Posted 05.08.2019)
Weight Off Your Shoulders
I hope that now
You’re away from me
You are enjoying
Your life carefree
I hope you don’t
Think of me
For I’m standing tall
Just as I should be
The Burden
If
only
I knew
what to do
I
would
not be so
reliant on you
If
only
I knew
how to grieve
It
would be
so much easier
to let you leave
If
only
I knew
who to be
I’d
thank you
for your help
and set you free
(Originally Posted 01.08.2019)
‘I’ll Be There For You’
Sometimes all you need
Is a shoulder on which to cry
Someone armed with tissues
To help wipe away your issues
Is enough to help you get by
Why Not
Come here
She implored
And sit with me
Let’s drink some wine
Watch shit TV
We can hold hands
And talk all night
Until our troubles
Are out of sight
(Originally Posted 31.07.2020)
What Little Charmers Are Made Of
I don’t just bitch and whine
She said
I can also be quite nice
That’s why you’re a friend of mine
He said
For both the sugar and the spice
Please Don’t Go
If
I can’t
speak
to you
anymore
Then
who
else is
going to
listen?
There’s
not
many
that
could
tolerate
My
incessant
whining
and
bitching
(Originally Posted 22.07.2020)
Pushing People Away
Sounds like I was sick of platitudes
Back when I wrote this one
Had enough of condescending attitudes
When all was said and done
Yet as I think about it now
I’d love to hear them again
But sympathy disappears
When it falls on deaf ears
And eventually you run out of friends
No Consolation
There’s
no
point
in
crying
Over
spilt
milk
God
loves
you
for
trying
Blah
blah
blah
(Originally Posted 10.07.2020)
Not Spoiling Things
Pretending I was fine
On that trip
Was just something
I needed to do
So I wiped my eyes
And stifled my cries
In the tent
Next door to you
Camping
The warmth of the sun on your face,
The anticipation of a road trip with friends,
The promise of tall tales around the campfire.
It’s the little things that bring the most joy.
(Originally Posted 28.06.2019)
Meaning It
You can call me anytime
He said
I’ll always be here for you
I’d love it if just once
She said
You made me feel that that was true
Calling It Quits
I should have trusted you
She said
And let you through the wall
I didn’t try hard enough
He said
In fact I didn’t really try at all
(Originally Posted 15.06.2021)
Dead To You
You will never stand
At my grave and weep
As you’ll never know
Where it is
Animosity
You can
keep your
feigned apology
For your
friendship
now means
nothing to me
I shall
live without
you merrily
Waiting for
the day
everyone
will see
Just how
wicked and
cruel you
can be
(Originally Posted 22.05.2019)
A Good Idea At The Time
If only we hadn’t done it
If only we’d just stayed friends
I would still have you
To help me through
And this wouldn’t be the end
Our (Companion)Ship Has Sailed
Time
was
you
would
comfort
me
And
things
would
be just
fine
But
now it’s
much
too late
for that
As
we
both
crossed
the line
(Originally Posted 12.05.2020)
I Am Now
I do not look
Over my shoulder
For I am brave
I am bolder
You will not beat me
Any longer
Because I am better
I am stronger
Yearning
Time passes
Like a dream
In my mind
As I remember
Everything
I’ve left behind
(Originally Posted 25.04.2020)
‘How You Doin’?’
A line once stolen
From a show on TV
Reworked and rewritten
Now belongs to me
Transgressions
In the beginning
I would always try
To be as honest as I could be
But in the end I fell
So far from the truth
That the line was a dot to me
(Originally Posted 19.04.2021)
So It Seems
It’s not just coping
With the grief
For your beloved one
Who dies
It is also dealing
With the loss
Of everyone else
You leave behind
True Colours
What
else
did
you
lose
She
asked
On
the
day
he
died?
All
the
love
and
respect
I
once
had
for
you
She
bitterly
replied
(Originally Posted 31.03.2020)
The Grudge Still Holds
We may not have spoken
For three years now
All since I cut you
Out of my life
But please believe me
When I say
That my anger
Still runs rife
Slow Clap
Well done you
Seriously
I really am
So pleased
That’s another
Innocent person
You have brought
To their knees
You’ve achieved
Legendary status
To that
We can all attest
For when it comes
To fucking people up
You really
Are the best
(Originally Posted 09.03.2020)
Random #176
‘Some people write letters to some people and some don’t. I’m not complaining, but there it is’
– Eeyore
Let It Burn
I have killed us
Once before
And I will happily
Do it again
For I am
No longer
In love with you
In fact
We’re not even friends
You Hypocrite
Look out for each other
That’s what you said
Be considerate and kind
Well you never did
When you left me for dead
Whilst I slowly lost my mind
The Blame Game
So who’s fault is it then
Yours or mine
Who was it that took this
Over the line?
Was it me
With my brutality
And supposed lack of rationality?
Or was it you
And your crew
With fuck all else with your time to do?
Either way it doesn’t matter
As the line has now been crossed
It’s just a shame that we’ll never know
Which one of us won or lost
Ramblings Of A Fragile Mind 
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