Definitely Not On Tap

I’ll quite happily talk to you

She said

But let me make this clear

I’m not going to sleep with you

She said

I just quite fancy a beer

Brutal Is My Middle Name

And honest

Is my first

Don’t bother

Reading on

Without expecting

The worst

I
really
do love you,

She
said,

I love
you with
all my heart.

But you
also love
tomato sauce,

He
said,

So is this
whole thing
just a farce?

I
NEED
YOU
MORE
THAN
EVER
BEFORE

I
SIMPLY
CANNOT
DO
THIS
ANY
MORE