Monday morning
Same old story
Trying to pretend
I’m hunky dory
If only weekends
Lasted longer
Maybe I’d start the week
Feeling stronger
But as it stands
I never feel refreshed
So how this week will go
Is anyone’s guess
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
Monday morning
Same old story
Trying to pretend
I’m hunky dory
If only weekends
Lasted longer
Maybe I’d start the week
Feeling stronger
But as it stands
I never feel refreshed
So how this week will go
Is anyone’s guess
I know you think
You’re special
She said
I know you think
You’re smart
Strutting your stuff
About the place
Like you’re some work of art
But trust me when I say
She said
That’s not what we all see
In fact in the office
The only hot topic
Is what a twat
You appear to be
Thank God I have
Two weeks annual leave
So from your chatter
I’ll enjoy a reprieve
The Water Cooler
If only
I could
feign
interest
Perhaps
we could
be friends
But in
fact you
bore me
witless
So I
pray this
conversation
ends
(Originally Posted 17.02.2020)
Never
Do I feel this more
Than each time I walk
Through that door
Sown Up
I don’t feel better.
I haven’t forgotten.
I’ve just stopped telling you,
How I feel.
(Originally Posted 15.12.2020)
There’s one in every office
Whose presence elicits a grimace
And in mine it’s you
Who never ceases to
Push me to my limits
The Irritant
It actually
hurts to
listen to you
Let alone
look you
in the eye
Please just
leave me
alone
For I have
bigger fish
to fry
(Originally Posted 26.09.2019)
Well I
guess
there’s
nothing
else for it
Three hours
left wading
through
this
bullshit
Perhaps I
should
hand in
my notice
and quit
At least
then that
would be
the end
of it