I do not need your cap and gown
For I already have my own crown
Such pomp and circumstance mean nothing to me
So you can fuck your Master of Arts Degree
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
I do not need your cap and gown
For I already have my own crown
Such pomp and circumstance mean nothing to me
So you can fuck your Master of Arts Degree
Feel like I’ve not stumbled upon the rest of this story in your poems yet…must have missed your posh academic phase . 🙂
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Haha!! 🤣
Yeah, not being ‘posh enough’ was the reason I never bothered going to the graduation ceremony for either of my degrees…
All that stuff and nonsense just for a piece of paper that you can get posted to you anyway! 😉🖤
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Bloody rebel…you arty types with your berets, gaulois, polo necks and cool jazz. Or is that french people. Hmm. Potato potato.
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Don’t forget the plastic jewellery!!
Ugh, I hated the sight of folks like that….
Much more a flat cap, B&H, cardigan and indie rock kinda gal! French accent not included! 🤪
How’s the ankle coming along? I’m guessing it’ll be bruising nicely by now..? 😬🖤
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B&h…lordy that takes me back…
Being the first person to ever do what i did im sure you can imagine the toll its taking on me.
Im really getting on my own tits
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🤣🤣🤣
Sundays can get you like that sometimes 😉🖤
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Guess you gave them a lesson to learn. 💙
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I certainly did! 😉🖤
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Loving it….
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Thank you my friend 😁🖤
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You’re welcome Charmer 😉✨
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🖤🖤
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Yass queen! *finger-snap* 👑
Congratulations on such great achievements! Well deserved ❤
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The degrees… A while ago now.
But the crown… eternal! 😉🤪🖤
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You took me back to the long hard days of earning my MPhil alongside my job – I was single when I started it and married with two kids when I finished – no crown, but at least the crown jewels worked! Two degrees, well done you, I was an academic mongrel (HNC, no first degree) – the MPhil gave me a pedigree – still barked up plenty wrong trees though!
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Yeah, I did my postgrad whilst working full time. It’s a slog that’s for sure…
Crown jewels – that made me chuckle! 🤣🖤
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👍
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Love those opening two lines. Such confidence!
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Haha thanks!
If only I had as much in real life! 😁🖤
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Welcome! Well, you’re working on it. In time you will.
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I hope so! 👍🖤
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