The Callbacks

You there

Number two

You look like

You might do

And you standing

At the back

It seems like you

Could be good craic

I’ll also have you

Number seven

With your cheekbones

Straight from heaven

And lastly you

Against the door

I feel you could offer

Me a little more

So all of you please

Step to my boudoir

And we’ll see who gets

To baise moi, ce soir

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The Auditions

One step

Two step

Three step

Four

Just

Keep

Walking

Towards

The

Door

Five step

Six step

Seven step

Eight

You

Could

Never

Be

My

Soul

Mate

(Originally Posted 21.10.2020)