Embarrassment

I didn’t think

I could fuck things up

Any more if I tried

But then I got drunk

And kissed you back

And now I want to die

Drunk And Disorderly

What
the 
fuck

She 
said

Are 
you 
looking 
at

Would 
you 
like a
photo


Oh, 
please

He 
said

Don't 
mind 
me

I'm 
just 
enjoying 
the 
show

I’m too embarrassed

She said

I can’t do this

At my age I could be your mother

Oh who cares

He said

For you’re never too old

To enjoy a bit of the other

Although you’re glad to have me back,

Eating those chips will give me a heart attack!

I can’t sit in front of the telly all day,

For I fear my brain will waste away.

I don’t want a pint at the Working Men’s Club –

How about we cycle to a gastropub?

I don’t remember Elsie from next door but two,

Even if you are convinced I do.

And I don’t want any more tea,

Unless it’s ceylon, roiboos or elderberry.

You see when I moved away,

I left all of this without a care.

And now when I’m forced to come back here,

I am embarrassed beyond compare.