Row 3 Seat 5

I don’t know
who said you
were funny

But I think
you’re pretty
witless

This really
wasn’t worth
the money

As I’m sitting
here bored
shitless

The 27 Club

So this
is hell
then,
is it

Who
knew
it would
look like
this?

I
reckon
I’m going
to like
it here

But
first
I need
a piss

Women In Stand Up

You
don’t
half
speak
shite

He
said

Your
patter
couldn’t
be any
wetter

Well
why
don’t
you take
the mic

She
said

And
we’ll
see if
you can
do better