Based On Real Events

Eating a sandwich

Outside one day

Someone shouted this

In a jokey way

I snapped back with the truth

And needless to say

They shut the fuck up

And walked away


Lost In Thought

“Cheer up, love!

You don’t know,
it might never happen.”

“I do
and it did.

So piss off.”

(Originally Posted 14.05.2019)

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    1. My neighbour said this to me once as a teenager when I was just back from my daily bike ride and cooling down in the garden. I had a speedometer/chronometer on my bike and tried to beat my record each time so was exhausted. I told her to fuck off!!

      Thinking about it my dad also once said I should’ve gone for a longer ride (to give them more ‘peace’). Bastards all!!

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