Bringing
along
your
flask of
coffee
And
your
frosted
homemade
cake
Doesn’t
make you
any more
likeable
Or any
less
fucking
fake
(Un) Reality TV
Can
you
turn
it
down
please
Or
better
still
Just
switch
it
off
I
can’t
watch
these
pricks
Vie
for
‘fame’
Like
pigs
at
the
trough
Bad Habits
We
really
should
Give
this
thing
up
But
my
willpower
is
fading
If
we
could
stop
Just
hooking
up
This
wouldn’t
feel so
degrading
Story Books
Read
to me
some
more
She
said
I
swoon
to the
sound
of your
voice
Tell
me
what
you
want
to
hear
He
said
You
know
it’s
always
your
choice
Alma Mater
I
love
that
you
think
I’m
listening
To
all
this
bullshit
you
spout
When
all
I see
is your
forehead
glistening
And
the
spittle
fly
from
your
mouth
So Help Me…
Just
keep
pushing
meTo see
what
it’s
aboutJust
don’t
blame
meWhen I
finally
lash
out
The Wedding Present
My
heart
broke
again
today
When
I saw
you
both
up
there
But
I know
to forever
hold my
peace
So
I just
hid
behind
my
hair
‘A Little Peculiar’
Something happened this morning
When I sat up in my bed
I found that instead of yawning
I actually smiled instead
Stiff Upper Lip
I
feel
so
sad
She
said
Can
you
help
me?
I’ll
certainly
try
He
said
Here’s
some
tea
Entering My Fifth Decade
So I
turned
forty
today
And
what
exactly
did
I do?
Nothing
But
drink,
smoke
and cry
too much
Like
every
other
day
Without
you
Xxx
O Unhappy Day
I never
thought
you
wouldn’t
be here
today
It’s
still
hard to
accept
that you
went away
Perhaps
you’re
still
with me
here in
spirit
I just
wish
your
presence
was more
explicit
Xxx
That Time Of Year
Maybe
it’s
because
I can’t
be there
Or
perhaps
it’s
more
I just
don’t
care
For
now
that my
confidence
has
grown
I’ll
spend my
birthday
home
alone
The Surprise Party
Sorry
I’m
not
jumping
with
delightBut
I’d
prefer
to be
alone
tonight
Through The Barricades (Scheme Burd Version)
Him:
Come
with
me
My
tender
one
Let us
roam
amongst
the
heather
Her:
Get
tae
fuck
Ya
daft
wee
cunt
We’re
no’
even
thegither
Wallowing
I
could
lie
here
and
fade
away
I’m
neither
here
nor
there
Not
that
I expect
you
would
notice
Or
that
you’d
even
care
Like Riding A Bike
It’s
not
that
I don’t
want
to
She
said
I
just
don’t
know
how
Come
a little
closer
He
said
None
of
that
matters
now
Congratulations
Am I
supposed
to feel
something?Because
I don’tAm I
supposed
to thank
you?Because
I won’t
Robotic
Take
that
look
off
your
face
You
can
hardly
be
surprised
You
know
my heart
cannot
race
And
I’m
dead
behind
the
eyes
Fathers
If
we
really
were
your
family
Then
why
the
fuck
did
you
leave?
There’s
no
point
crawling
back
here
now
Begging
for a
reprieve
Catharsis
I
really
only
write
What
everyone
else is
thinking
I just
do what
comes
naturally
And
without
even
flinching
Drinking Irresponsibly
From
the
depths
of the
cold
Into
the
dancing
fires of
hell
I
just
can’t
help
feeling
That
this
won’t
end
well
Mythbusting
If
life is
funny
sometimes
Then
why
can’t
I contain
my laughter
It’s the
same as
all that
bullshit
they say
About
living
happily
ever
after
Ramblings Of A Fragile Mind 