Fuck this shit
Said the spider to the fly
I really can’t be arsedI agree entirely
Said the fly to the spider
I’m done with this farce
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
Fuck this shit
Said the spider to the fly
I really can’t be arsedI agree entirely
Said the fly to the spider
I’m done with this farce
In the Er I ask the other person there to “google” me the little old lady who swallowed the fly. Are you familiar? Such a cute sadistic story.
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Haha yes, it’s quite a popular nursery rhyme here … 😁🖤
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one of my favorites along w/the giving tree (for a children’s book)
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In a nearby green room a bird, cat, dog, cow and horse wait idly for a call that will never come.
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There’s always a next time! 😉🖤
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Oh yes, you can’t stop little old ladies swallowing ridiculously large livestock 😂💚
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You’d think they’d learn to keep their mouths shut!! 😁🖤
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I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.. perhaps she’ll die
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Perhaps… 🖤
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……is this where i’d say if she’s lucky cause the indigestion let alone the bm that’s going to come about due to a diet like that!!!
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I love it!! 😂🖤
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Was that an anal joke?
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haha
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i jest not of that nature…nope!!!
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I guess we’ll just worry about that later *pushes it down so as not to word vomit*
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😁🖤
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