Slow Clap

Well done you.

Seriously.

I really am

so pleased.

That’s another

innocent person,

you have brought

to their knees.

You’ve achieved

legendary status,

To that we

can all attest.

For when it comes

to fucking people up,

You really are

the best.

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      1. I think everyone is deserving of this award in someone’s opinion.
        We could name it the world’s biggest dick award. The idiots would probably misunderstand the message and thank you
        This actually happened recently. Except the award was called Campaign to Unite the Nation Trophy, or C.U.N.T. Look it up if you have time, hilarious stuff 😉💚

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