On The Uptake Is this the part where we kiss? Be sure to let me know I wouldn’t want to miss such bliss Because I’m a little slow Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related 49 thoughts on “On The Uptake” Add yours Your poetry is so unique LikeLiked by 2 people Reply I can’t help but mention that I’ve been thinking for a while that your username is so unique! 😆 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Thankyou. I quite like it because it allows me to be zany even though I am blnd 😀 LikeLiked by 1 person You are! I’ve always wanted to know more about how that works. LikeLike I never would’ve thought it was intended literally 😆. LikeLike Lol 😀 LikeLiked by 1 person Omg, I get the name now. I always read it as ‘blind z any girl’… if you can believe that! That’s why it always stood out— it made no sense lol. I’m so glad I commented on your name haha. LikeLiked by 1 person Lol. No worries. Glad you did. Mi am as zany as they come! LikeLiked by 1 person Hahaha! 🤣 LikeLike I actually just googled how blind people use computers and phones etc. Now I’m messing about with voiceover mode on my phone! It’s fascinating. And because my phone is in French language (to help me with learning French), my phone is speaking French back at me! 🤣. I can even turn the screen completely black. I’m considering learning to use my phone like this!! It would save so much battery power and would really confuse people! 😁. LikeLiked by 1 person Lol. I have not been blind for really long so am still learning how to use technology and all the apps. No one to teach me so I teach myself 😊 LikeLiked by 1 person Wow, I admire your sense of humour then!! Just got to see it as another challenge to overcome! Really, no one to help you? LikeLike My husband helps me a bit but he doesn’t understand all thevtechnology oroperly. Olus he is busy and I cannot keep calling on him to come and help me. We are both in wheelchairs. I am like I am through cancer, though am now in remission. LikeLiked by 1 person I see. I’m sorry to hear that, you’ve been through a hell of a lot. It’s so cool that you’re writing. It doesn’t seem right that you have nobody to help you with shopping and things. LikeLiked by 1 person Things are getting a bit better now regarding shopping . LikeLiked by 1 person I’m glad to hear that! I was just reading some of your posts and read the one about the Tesco order. I’m hoping that you get some volunteers to help you through the recent NHS recruitment. I’m one of the volunteers too. LikeLiked by 1 person Are you. Gosh! What do you do? Well done you. LikeLiked by 1 person Thank you, it’s really no trouble for me to volunteer 🙂. I have a car as well, so I’m hoping to help people in your kind of situation. I registered last week, but I haven’t heard back yet about actually starting. If you lived in Reading, I’d help you now! LikeLiked by 1 person Oh bless you. No we live in North Lincolnshire. The council brought us some milk last week but then wevgot that dekivery slot last night so we will manage now LikeLiked by 1 person Cool. That’s great the council helped a bit. The shops have really calmed down now that they are forcing people to stand in huge lines! You’re missing out on that at least! 😁 LikeLiked by 1 person Yep. Am glad of that LikeLiked by 1 person I am actually from Newark-on-Trent. LikeLike Or nobody to help you with adapting to this new way of living. LikeLiked by 1 person We learn from the internet mostly. Look up how other people manage. It is harder during this locjdown though LikeLiked by 1 person I can imagine! A lot of challenges to deal with simultaneously. It must be so frustrating struggling to get order slots! LikeLiked by 1 person It is but we suddenly got one at midnight last night, whoopeee LikeLiked by 1 person Fucking hoorah! Lol 😁. Now it’s your fucking turn to panic buy!! Buy the shop out lol. LikeLiked by 1 person 😄 lol. I think we might be buying quite a lot! LikeLiked by 1 person So you fucking should! Hahaha 😄. LikeLiked by 1 person Ha ha 😀 LikeLiked by 1 person For a second I thought you might be offended by the swearing, then I remembered the blog that we’re commenting on 🤣. LikeLiked by 2 people Lol no there is nothing like the word fuck lol LikeLiked by 2 people Hahahaha 🤣. I have to go now and eat, it’s been fun chatting! Look forward to chatting again sometime 💙 LikeLiked by 1 person Ok enjoy breakfast ❤️ LikeLiked by 1 person Thanks! 🙂 LikeLike That’s awesome you’re just learning by yourself though! I imagine it must be so satisfying to figure out how to do each thing one by one and regain that independence. LikeLike It is actually quite fascinating if frustrating at times LikeLiked by 1 person I can really believe that! I’ve probably been replying faster than you can deal with at the moment…😆. Sorry. Keep working at it. 🤗💙 LikeLiked by 1 person ❤️. Thankyou LikeLiked by 1 person Totally welcome 💙. LikeLike Thnak you my friend 👍🖤 LikeLike Reply Welcome LikeLiked by 1 person Hahaha! You relate to autism too? Awesome!! Oh man, I used to be soooo bad with that too. So so bad. But I managed to learn it somehow haha. I think part of it comes from thinking nahh they wouldn’t want to kiss me, as well as just not knowing when is the time as you say. But still, a man is meant to lead, being a woman is the easy part!! 😅😉 Now as with everything else, I literally just go ‘fuck it’, and it usually works out!! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Doesn’t work on farmyards or playgrounds though 🤷♂️. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Or when I go too far with jokes. LikeLiked by 1 person Reply 😂😂😂🖤 LikeLiked by 1 person 😆🤦♂️ LikeLiked by 1 person ☺️😅 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply 😁🖤 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... 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