Him:
Come
with
me
My
tender
one
Let us
roam
amongst
the
heather
Her:
Get
tae
fuck
Ya
daft
wee
cunt
We’re
no’
even
thegither
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
Him:
Come
with
me
My
tender
one
Let us
roam
amongst
the
heather
Her:
Get
tae
fuck
Ya
daft
wee
cunt
We’re
no’
even
thegither
Ramblings Of A Fragile Mind 
I might have giggled 🤭❤️
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Haha! I’m glad! 😁😁🖤
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lol
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Thought it was time I threw in another fun one! 😁🖤
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As I was reading it I thought they where from Maaaanchester
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Haha!! Sadly not!! Just a little further north of the border than that! 😁🖤
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Haha! Love it!
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Haha!
I’m glad 😁🖤
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Hahahaha! 🤣
An English man doesn’t know how to date a Scottish woman!! xD
I sense hints from my recent similarly-toned poem plus the suggestion for writing in Scottish :D. 💙
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You’re senses are spot on 😁😉🖤
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😁😁😁 haha! Great! 💙
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Thanks for the suggestion! 😁🖤
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Why are some men convinced that things are a certain way when it comes to women?
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Oh, I know. It’s infuriating 😒🖤
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I always wonder who raises these men.
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I’m with you there 🤔😔🖤
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