I’ve dreamt of you before
She said
And I didn’t fall for you then
Well I’m here in real life now
He said
So let me try again
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
I’ve dreamt of you before
She said
And I didn’t fall for you then
Well I’m here in real life now
He said
So let me try again
You should put these into some ‘upmarket’ christmas crackers, way more entertaining than the usual jokes π. Then get a supply agreement with Waitrose. π
Become the thing which you despite the most π€£. Or maybe just exploiting and profiting from those which you despise the most ππ
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I actually love this idea!!
One way to make Xmas more bearable perhaps! π€ππ€
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Yay!! ππ
And definitely! π
The crackers can be dark black π. Black but with christmas-colours ribbonsβ red/green :).
Haha jeezβ the above wasn’t some kind of ironic racism pun π.
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Sounds good to me! ππ€
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Wow.
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wow!
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I like the optimism here!
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I’m glad you found some – unlike me I know! ππ€
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Nice, nice!!
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Thank you my friend ππ€
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Welcome! π
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Now I know the weekends here! ππ€π€
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Absolutely ππΊπ€
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Cute and funny.
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Thanks ππ€
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Oh man π I love your writing π€£
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Aw, thank you my friend – you’re too kind ππ€
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