By chance
I met
Your wife today
And she seems
Really nice
If only
She knew
What I do
Her smile
Would turn to ice
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
By chance
I met
Your wife today
And she seems
Really nice
If only
She knew
What I do
Her smile
Would turn to ice
Cruel, and not funny, but clever! 👏
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My motto!! 🤣🖤
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😂👍
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boil his rabbit?
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Good idea!! I’ll maybe hide the knives though 😬😉🖤
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Couldn’t have been my wife. She’s Finnish, ice through and through 😉💚
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🤣😉🖤
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🤣
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👏👏👏💕
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😁🖤
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Brilliant snappy verses, Charmer! ❤
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Thank you my friend 😁🖤
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She will be grateful and say “Take him and I can be rid of him. So I can have an ever after with my secret lover.”
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Haha! I’d love it if so! 😁🖤
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🤎😄
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Ohhh best spoken in Hobbit dwarf singing voice!
With noisy clattering of overspilling goblets and laughter at the end! 😁🍺
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Best way for most of my poetry! 😉😂🖤
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You are right!! I often read yours in funny voices, but never have the urge with anybody else’s 😄❤️🔥
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Haha! I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing! 🤣🖤
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Ohhh double meaning 😛
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Definitely 😉🖤
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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👍🖤
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Always a joy and pleasure to read and share your posts with followers, My Dear! Hope you have a great day!! xoxox 😘💕🎁🌹
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Snapping these fingers babe
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🙌🖤
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🙌🏻🙌🏻 Brilliant!!!
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Thank you 😁🖤
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Wicked, wicked. 😉
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😁😁🖤
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