Sometimes I read these and wonder
With all my insults and barbs
If I really have missed my calling
Writing alternative greetings cards
Black Letter Days
Are
you
sure
we’re
done
here
He
said
You’ve
got
nothing
more to
say?
Other
than
shove
those
candles
up your
arse
She
said
Oh, and
happy
birthday!
(Originally Posted 10.02.2021)
Ramblings Of A Fragile Mind 
Beautiful! 👍👍
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Thank you 😁🖤
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😁😁🤭
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🤣
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😁😁🖤
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Love the snark! Alternative greeting cards could become the latest craze. Plenty of people would enjoy them.
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I reckon you’re right! 😁🖤
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Moonbitch.com
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*immediately calls the trademark dept* 🤣🤣🖤
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Better than pigbitch…or bitchpig…
Tbh they’re probably taken but im not googling it
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Turns out bitchpig is available. Pig bitch seems banned By EE
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Haha! Not for the first time I worry about your internet search history! 🤣🖤
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Must…delete…history…
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Now! 😉🖤
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