You’d never burn in hell
Would you?
You’re far too cool for that
Shame, really
As it’s all you deserve
For being such a twat
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
You’d never burn in hell
Would you?
You’re far too cool for that
Shame, really
As it’s all you deserve
For being such a twat
Love your way with words!
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Thank you!! I do try – sometimes!
😉🖤
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Also Satan is my homeboy 😉💚
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😂😂🖤
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He loves when you talk dirty. 😎🖤😁
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🤣🤣🖤
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This worked well, without the ‘fucking twat’ that you were sorely tempted to use. Yes?
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But then it wouldn’t be her charming way now, would it? 🙂
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..and she can be a little charmer when she wants!🙂
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Yes, she can! 😊
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Only on weekends and Bank Holidays! 😉🖤
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😂🤣🤣
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😁🖤
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Oh come on my friend!!
You know me!!
This whole poem was written around the words ‘fucking twat’
😂😂😂🖤
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I’m cool but going to heaven, best of both worlds 😎.
P.S. If you have no foreskin, sue Satan!!
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😂😂🖤
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I love the succinctness, the savagery of this 🙂
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Ah, now these are compliments I am much more used to! 😜🖤
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LOL
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😉🖤
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