Are
you
sure
we're
done
here
He
said
You've
got
nothing
more to
say?
Other
than
shove
those
candles
up your
arse
She
said
Happy
fucking
birthday!
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
Are
you
sure
we're
done
here
He
said
You've
got
nothing
more to
say?
Other
than
shove
those
candles
up your
arse
She
said
Happy
fucking
birthday!
haha!
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Worried I’d gone too far with this one – I’m glad you saw the funny side! 😁😁🖤
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Your words bite, never tire,
Give me those candles,
Lets build a Campfire.
We will quaff some coco,
And roast a mallow,
Set your anger aside,
I’m not a bad fellow. 🤠🔥
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Awww, if only the intended recipient of this one was as nice as you my friend! 😁🖤
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Weren’t you born in August? 🤔💚
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I certainly was my friend – well remembered! 😁
This one is directed at someone else with a much earlier birthday! 😁😉🖤
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I remembered the little charmer and the magic number 8 😉
I’ve always considered birthdays a traumatic experience. I find it funny we celebrate them 💚
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Ah, of course!! I forgot I’d let that little gem of information slip!
🎱😁🖤
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You made it mnemonicly memorable 😉💚
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😁😁🖤
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She didn’t stop
to think, she
might need them
should the
power go out.
💁🏼♀️😁🖤
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true dammit!! 😁🖤
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Some would pay good money for that
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And extra for a photo!! 🤪😉🖤
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Money well spent im sure
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I wouldn’t know! 😂🖤
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🤐🤐🤐
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😉😂🖤
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Just realised those are kinda gimpy
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Glad I’m not the only one that’s noticed!! 🤣🤣🖤
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🤫
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🤣🖤
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Now I know why I adore your writing. Lols
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Thanks!! I’m glad you can see the humour in it 😁😁👍🖤
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Pleasure 🙂
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hehe
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😁😁🖤
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I hope there weren’t too many candle to take up his arse…
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To be fair she deserves all she gets!! 😉🖤
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If you say it’s fair then it’s fair
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😁😁🖤
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🤭😄😁
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Thought you might like this one 😂😁🖤
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