If only it took
Just a wee bit of cheese
To give my heart
A playful squeeze
Yet to succeed
Requires further endeavour
As I have no desire
(For cheese or otherwise)
What so fucking ever
Middle Class Wooing
Don’t
bother
picking
flowers
They
will just
make me
sneeze
If you
really
want to
impress me
Just
bring
a wheel
of cheese
For an
‘expensive’
bottle
of wine
And a
little
bit of
Brie
Is
really
all it
takes
To get
into
bed
with me
(Originally Posted 02.03.2020)
Ramblings Of A Fragile Mind 
Ha ha ha; these re-posts are great. 🙂🖤
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Aw, I’m glad you’re enjoying them my friend! 😊🖤
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I am indeed. 👍🖤
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😁🖤
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I remember that one 😆 And I’m happy to that the introductions to these older poems definitely aren’t newer poems 😉
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Haha! Inspired to write new words from my old. I’m obviously getting a bit meta in my old age! 😉🖤
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Wine and cheese – never fails! 😉 ❤
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Never 😉🖤
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At the very least, they can at least leave the cheese and go
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Exactly! It would probably be for the best! 😉🖤
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Well if I was single and living in Scotland, we’d be a couple 🧀 buddy
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Haha! For sure! 😊🖤
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Cheese is the way to my heart, every Christmas I tell Jess that I want a Cheese Wheel. But, honestly the problem with is that the cheese would maybe last three months 😂❤️🧀 Especially Extra Sharp Cheddar
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I don’t think cheese has ever lasted that long in my house! 🤣🖤
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A wheel ? Hasn’t lasted that long ??
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Some wheels are smaller than others lol 😉
One of my friends had a three teir cheese wheel wedding ‘cake’ a few years ago. As well as having some on the night we all got a bit to take home too. Such a great idea 😁🖤
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Oh that is cool 👍
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It was ace! 👍🖤
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