Get
off
your
arse
and
voteAnd
do it
right
this
time
pleaseYour
country
has,
for
too
long,Been
on
its
fucking
knees
‘You Won’t Know Until You Try…’
Should
we
accidentally
meet
On that
busy,
bustling
street
Would
the birds
above us
tweet
As our
hearts
skip a
beat?
Or would I just blether on a whole heap of shite because I’m clinically depressed and unable to formulate a meaningful conversation with anyone of the opposite sex since my partner died so you just give up trying to listen and walk away thinking who the fuck was that lunatic and happily go about the rest of your life whilst I retreat back to my house wondering why the fuck I even bothered going out in the first fucking place?
A Waste Of Money
Dearly
belovedWe
are
gathered
here
todayTo
witness
this
couple’s
happinessWe
must
remember,
of course,That
in a
year
they’ll be
divorcedAnd
we’ll
have
forgotten
all this
sappiness
(Over) Sharing
Well
far
be it
for
little
old me
To
distract
you
from
your
reverie
But
I really
need
to make
you see
Before
I’ve
drowned
in my
misery
Blunt
I
wish
you
were
here
with
me
But
instead
I’m
all
alone
If
only
you
would
write
a letter
Or
call
me on
the
phone
It
would
be so
wonderful
to facetime
Or
if
you
texted
me
instead
But
I know
you
won’t
do any
of these
You
can’t
Because
you’re
dead
Solid Doors
If my
life
was a
movie
And
I got
to
choose
I
don’t
know
which
actress
I’d
pick
But
I wouldn’t
be a
beauty
The
nice
guy
I would
lose
And
I’d
end up
marrying
the
prick
What Is Said Vs The Truth
Goodbye,
See you later,
It’s such a shame
That you can’t stay.
Thank fuck you’re gone,
And now I’m alone,
As I never liked you
Anyway.
Digging For Gold
Kindness
lives
within
you
He
said
Of
that
I am
the
judge
Then
by all
means
try to
find it
She
said
Beneath
the
fucking
sludge
The Silver Medal
This
was
hardly
a fair
fight
And
we
both
know
who
rightfully
won
Yet
I’ll
step
graciously
aside
for
you
As
one
day
the
truth
will
come
Lighting The Touchpaper (Part Three)
So
they
put
the
fire
out,
did
they?
All
blaring
sirens
and
flashes
Well
don’t
mind
me
As I
stand
here
with
glee
And
piss
upon
your
ashes
Lighting The Touchpaper (Part Two)
Now I
finally
know
the
truth
There
is no
turning
back
So
enjoy
the
burn
Motherfucker
Until
your
lips
turn
black
Lighting The Touchpaper (Part One)
Did
you
ever
love
me
Or
was
this
just
a joke?
I
need
to know
the
truth,
you see
Before
your
house
goes
up in
smoke
Self Portrait #1
Both a rhymer and a charmer
She only sticks around for drama
Writing with a screw loose or two
She isn’t scared of an expletive or few
Mourning the loss of her true love
She knows there’s no-one up above
Kind, caring and empathetic
She isn’t very sympathetic
Often scathing but often witty
She has a penchant for the nitty gritty
Sometimes joking sometimes smart
She weeps with her broken heart
Enamoured with music, wine and song
She knows with those she can’t go wrong
Shaking Spears
‘When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions ‘
‘Tell me about it, my friend, that’s why we deserve fucking medallions’
What I Should Have Said
Get to fuck
You piece of shit
I will not stand
For any more pish
You think you’re it
But it’s just a front
You’re nothing more
Than a self serving cunt
Q&A
You ask
What
I left
Behind
Nothing
I answer
Just
My mind
As If
What’s
that
I
hear
you
cry
Don’t
stand
at your
grave
and
weep
I
wouldn’t
piss
on it
If it
was on
fire
You
fucking
egotistical
creep
With A Wink
You
really
are
He
said
Without
doubt
The
most
depressing
woman
I’ve
met
Really
She
said
That
is a
shame
As
you
ain’t
seen
nothing
yet
Oldies
Love’s
young
dream
we
weren’t
We
were
hardly
even
the
old
But
if
we
met
again
I’d
still
be
your
friend
If
the
truth
be
told
Distortion
You
tell
your
truthAnd
I’ll
tell
mineBut
we
both
knowWho
crossed
the
line
Does My Bum Look Big In This?
If
I ask
you a
question
She
said
Do you
promise
to tell
the truth?
Yes
He
lied
Hands Down
You
win
I
lose
Ain’t
that
The
fucking
truth
Random #29
‘Very few of us are what we seem…’
– Agatha Christie
Deceit
Lying to
myself
is bad
enough
But
lying
to you
hurts
more
But
there’s
no way
I could
be truthful
That’s
for
fucking
sure
Once More For The Cheap Seats
If
only
I was
wasting
away
Maybe
it would
be easier
to explain
Why my
heart is
broken and
my tongue
is tied
And
I live
each day
in pain
An Apathetic Author
It’s
hard to
write
it all
down
What
I’ve
been
feeling
inside
But now
is the
time to
start
again
For the
truth
I’ll no
longer
hide
Dear Reader
Sometimes
my words
are so
savage
I even
surprise
myself
It’s like
the page
I must
ravage
With no
care at
all for
yourself
Reflex
I can’t
believe
it’s taken
All this
time to
see
That the
bully is
not you
But,
actually,
it’s me
The Seventh Commandment
I wish
that
I could
tell you
more
But
I know
I am
not
allowed
For
our
moral
code
dictates
That
my
feelings
I must
enshroud
Little Sister
I am not
who you
think I amSo please
don’t look
up to meIf you
only knew
the truthYou’d cut
down our
family tree
Banter
It’s
not
that
you’re
wrong
It’s
just
that
I’m
right
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