Go on then pal
Unbutton your flies
Let's see what
You've got tonight
Does that bulge
In your jeans
Really mean
What I think it means
Will you actually have
Enough in there to please
Or are you just
A pretentious tease...
"All my life's buried here, heap earth upon it"
Go on then pal
Unbutton your flies
Let's see what
You've got tonight
Does that bulge
In your jeans
Really mean
What I think it means
Will you actually have
Enough in there to please
Or are you just
A pretentious tease...
😆 I nearly spewed my morning coffee *coughing*
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😂😂
I often have that effect on people!
🖤🖤
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🤣🤣🤣☠️
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Well… We all think it 😉😂😁
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Oh my! That kind of pressure would cause me epic shrinkage. 😀
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😂😂
I’m sure you’d recover quick enough in the right circumstances! 😉🖤
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😁😂😅
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lmao! I would hope so. 😀
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😜🖤
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Best buttoned up till all risk of frost recedes… only warm hands please.
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😂😂 I’ll see what I can do! 😉🖤
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😂
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hehe
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😁😁🖤
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏
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😁😁🖤
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Woohoo….girl power in over drive…😄
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For sure!! 😁😁🖤
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Ha ! 🖤
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😁😁 I had some fun with my trio of poems today! They were a little, ahm, blunt – but that’s the best way I find! 😂🖤
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Damn awesome. You nail it.
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Haha!
Thank you my friend 😁🖤
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Welcome 😀
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👍🖤
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Yeah, beware of the cock sock. Boys are bastards.
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Been caught out more than once.
Sadly… 😉🖤
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wow! that is full on ! great title 🙂
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Thanks! 😁
I’d like to say it wasn’t based on real life but… 😜🖤
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the best art is based upon real life 🙂 people can always tell, well usually, if a piece is authentic or not, that is, fully experienced —
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Absolutely 👍🖤
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Undoubtedly a “To be, or not to be?”
for the twenty first century 👏💐 😎
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Haha!! Absolutely!! Although I doubt very much this will still be quoted in 400 years time!! 🤣🤣🖤
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Who can tell, with such a ramble
bulging with future potential 🔮😜
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Haha!! Love it!! 😁😁🖤
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I sense he’s overcompensating …
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Like many before him… 😉🖤
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